Only when I know

You are impossible

More so than the arrival of a little fat Greek

With bow and arrow

Only then can this old dog get up and go

To where there's no tomorrow

Just the answer no

Just the answer no 


Everything's so big, colossal

Everything's so big, big, big, colossal

Don't expect I'll reach thirty

If this is life on earth, hasta la vista 


Still waiting to be collected from lost property

Forsaken and stripped of dignity

Attractive head seeks giulotine

Ready now to face the great unknown

Happens to the best of us I know 


Everybody loves a crisis

Everybody loves, loves, loves a crisis

The meaning of the word

Is no joke

Left my suicide note

By the tv remote 


Still waiting to be collected from lost property

Forsaken and stripped of dignity

Attractive head seeks giulotine

Ready now to face the great unknown

Happens to the best of us I know