If she gets a black eye

I want a black eye

If she gets a splinter

I want a splinter too

If she gets arrested

I want arrested

If she goes tripping

I go falling over 


We walk through the streets

like lottery winners on acid

Everything she say, I was thinking anyway 


If she likes Gordon's

I like Gordon's

If she likes the black stuff

I like the black stuff too

If she gets a disease

I want a disease

If she goes tripping

I go falling over 


We walk through the streets

like lottery winners on acid

Everything she say, I was thinking anyway