I was a teenage werewolf

Braces on my fangs

I was a teenage werewolf

And no one even said thanks

And no one made me stop



I ran a two-minute mile

I had to blow my top

In the teen full moon 

No one could make me stop

No one could make me stop



A teenage werewolf

A pair of little boys

A teenage girlfriend

Got her lot of scars

Somebody please make me stop

Ohhh please…



You know, I have puberty rights

And I have puberty wrongs

No one understood me

All my teeth were so long

And no one made me stop



A Midwest monster

Of the highest grade

All my teachers thought

It was growing pains, oh no no

Somebody stop this pain, ohhh…