He thought he was better than most
And he pissed all over the holy ghost
He never had to pay at the disco door
Such a shame he's trying too hard to score

You'd best be on your best behavior
You'd best be on your best behavior
You'd better be on your better behavior

He was cocky and he was cool
The best looking juvenile in his secondary school
We used to idolise him but not anymore
On his own he's trying too hard to score

You'd best be on your best behavior
And if your not I'm not coming to save you
You'd better be on your better behavior