How we gon' get in for free?
 Now, I calculate the beatin for approximated speakin
 Play it at your party for intoxicated freakin
 One for the motherfuckers at the par-ty
 Two for the DJ's bumpin this for me
 Three for the girls with the fake ID
 and a pound if you snuck through the back for free
 See sneakin into shit probably always been my hobby
 1985, in the Henry J. lobby
 Ten bones for the Fresh Fest to me was like robbery
 Tennis shoes squeakin -- security tried to mob me
 People screamin so loud, they lungs got broke when
 $hort grabbed the mic and started yellin out, "OAKLAND!"
 Not the type of brother that's hard with a death wish
 but one thing that I'll die for is bein on the guest list
 I'm talkin bout a pissyfit, sayin loud explicit shit
 "Can't you read my name motherfucker; ain't you literate?!?!!"
 I be sayin this even if it ain't legitimate
 Although it ain't considerate, I get in with no scrilla spent
 Caught the 57 bus to the Coliseum
 Run-D.M.C. and LL, gotta see em
 Negotiatin with a guard out by the trailer
 Me and twenty potnahs got in for a Taylor
 Later in the game shit was much more elaborate
 Motherfuckers rocked the spot, with fake laminate
 Show em to security, and it was like BAM!
 On stage with Ice Cube at the Summer Jam
 I'm not a fronter and, this ain't a cover band
 I'm always givin you the really and no other than
 Alameda Drive-In, didn't wanna pay a buck
 Five motherfuckers layin flat, in the mini-truck
 Used to sneak in to the Eastmont Cinemas
 Through the exit, sometimes about ten of us
 But you know, I guess it was so easy
 cause they playin movies that's already on TV
 Most of them flicks I can't recommend
 But back then, half the fun was sneakin in
 See me in the alley, but nah I ain't no crack hoe
 I'm waitin for my folks to open up the back do