Dear Sir I Write This Note To You To Tell You Of My Plight

For At The Time Of Writing It I'm Not A Pretty Sight

My Body Is All Black And Blue, My Face A Deathly Grey

And I Write This Note To Say Why I Am Not At Work Today



Whilst Working On The 14th Floor Some Bricks I Had To Clear

But Tossing Them Down FRom Such A Hight Was Not A Good Idea

The Foreman Wasn't Very Pleased He Is An Arkward Sod

And He Said I Had To Cart Them Down THe Ladders In Me Hod



Clearing All These Bricks By Hand It Was So Very Slow

So I Hoisted Up A Barrell And Secured A Rope Below

But In Me Haste To Do The Job, I Was To Blind To See

That A Barrell Full Of Building Bricks Was Heavier Than Me



And So When I Untied The Rope The Barrell Fell LIke Lead

And Clinging Tightly To THe Rope I Started Up Instead

I Shot Up Like A Rocket, And To My Dismay I Found

That Halfway Up I Met The Bloody Barrell Coming Down



Well The Barrell Broke Me Shoulder As To The Ground It Sped

And When I Reached The Top I Banged The Pulley With Me Head

But I Clung On Tightly None With Shock From This Allmighty Blow

While The Barrel Spilled Out Half Its Bricks Some 14 Floors Below



When These Bricks Had Fallen FRom The Barrell To The Floor 

I Then Outweighed The Barrell And So Started Down Once More

But I Clung On Tightly To The Rope My Body Racked With Pain 

And Halfway Down I Met The Bloody Barrell Once Again



Now The Force Of This Collision Halfway Down The Office Block

Caused Multiple Abrations And A Nasty Case Of Shock

But I Clung On Tightly To The Rope As I Fell Towards The Ground

And I Landed On The Broken BRicks The Barrell Had Scatterred Round.



Now As I Lay There On The GRound I Thought I'd Passed The Worst

But The Barrel Hit The Pulley Wheel And Then The Bottom Burst

A Shower Of Bricks Rained Down On Me I Didn't Have A Hope

As I Lay There Bleeding On The Ground I Let Go The Bloody Rope



The Barrell Now Being Heavier So Started Down Once More

It Landed Right Across Me As I Lay There On The Floor

It BRoke 3 ribs And My Left Arm And I Can Only Say

I Hope You`ll Understand Why I Am Not At Work Today