Hide behind keyboards, I know that you're scared

Typing up essays of why we shouldn't care

Of things we don't condone about the free world

While hashing out pleas of denial


Right wing, left wing's all you're thinking

Why must you divide?

Save the answer for the meeting

Of the minds who like to hide behind the party lines


I'll buy you a doll that you will adore

It looks like Ann Coulter and it will keep you warm

With your combined rage, you're such a great pair

While pissing on liberal's desires


Right wing, left wing's all you're thinking

Why must you divide?

Save the answer for the meeting

Of the minds who like to hide behind the party lines


A popular opinion about bloggers

Is that they're pajama-wearing partisan ranters

Living in Mommy's basement

While away their underemployed time

Obsessing about the latest Connecticut Senate race poll