(To the tune of the cheeky song)

Why do we sing cheeky cheeky?
Cos we are rubbish
We make fun of others
We wear ugly hotpants
Why are we u-g-l-y?(Ohhhhhh yeh)

CHOURUS:
We are the ugly girls
We are the ugly girls
You are the Dancing Boys
You are the dancing boys
REPEAT 1

Well thats all
Cos u can't stand can you?
Maybe we'll just GO!
Bye-bye
Thought we will have fame + fortune
Maybe i'll just go to the loo
Maybe I'll go here
Cos i'm trampy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes i am,Oh yes I am
(Reapeat to fade)