I'm no bad man 

God's true angels love me 

And I'm a Best Man 

So Matt and Jenny love me, too. 

And I'm a sad man 

I hope some things never change at all. 

And he's a dead man if he ever hurts her. 

I'm just kidding you. I'll drive a thousand miles so I can witness you. 

If no one else makes the trail, I'll sing the wedding song all by myself. 

I'll make time to play this game 

But if you want my blessing, I abstain 

If I'm gonna drive for you this far 

I'm gonna drive you this hard 

And I will wrap this veil around her head 

You'll swear yourselves until your dead 

And I'll kneel beside, 

Laughing, 

I'll tell myself I'll never