Say! Mr. Guder
 May I have a moment with you
 Because there is something I've got to say
 And please don't let it scare you away

 Mr. Guder
 Say! Mr. Guder
 I have seen you go through a day
 You're everything a robot lives for
 Walk in at 9 and roll out the door at 5

 (*) You reflect the company image
 You maintain their rules to live by
 Shine your shoes let's keep a neat haircut
 Now that you're wearing a coat and tie

 Mr. Guder
 Say! Mr. Guder
 Some day soon may realize
 You spend your life just playing a game
 Where no ones wins but everyone stays the same

 Repeat (*)

 Mr. Guder
 Say! Mr. Guder
 Some day soon may realize
 You spend your life just playing a game
 Where no ones wins but everyone stays the same
 The sa-a-a-me

 Please!
 Play your game!
 Stay the same