This one goes out to all of our fans 

That don't listen to those silly boybands 

As long as there is time 

When you're not out of line 

We can mastrubate all night 

This one goes out to all of the bands 

That we listen to when we have no plans 

As long there's chance 

To meet our favourite bands 

That we listened to today 

I would buy me a 

New pair of jeans 

So I could be a good example being that guy from m-16 

I would buy me a 

New pair of shoes 

Cause I don't wanna look like shit when I meet blink 182 



This one goes out to all of the girls 

That don't walk around with those rare diamond pearls 

Those girls are not my kind 

But those with nice behinds 

Those are really who I like 



I would buy me a 

New pair of jeans 

So I could be a good example being that guy from m-16 

I would buy me a 

New pair of shoes 

Cause I don't wanna look like shit when I meet blink 182 



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I would buy me a 

New pair of jeans 

So I could be a good example being that guy from m-16 

I would buy me a 

New pair of shoes 

Cause I don't wanna look like shit when I meet blink 182