Stop acting like a baby child
Old maid, old maid
Stop acting like a baby child
You waited 'till you got 63
Before you started runnin' wild

Oh I'm looking for a gal
She's got me be young and neat
Yeah I'm looking for a gal
She's got me be young and neat
What good is a stove if it
Don't give out no heat

Well you had your chance
For love and romance
But you let it pass you by
'Cause when you were 10
You used to run from men

Kept on sittin' on it all the time
When you was 15 you was a natural queen
Kept on sittin' on it all the time
When you were 22 you didn't know what to do
When you was 25 you thought about that jive
Kept on sittin' on it all the time
Kept on sittin' on it all the time

When you was 31 you was hot as the sun
You kept on sittin' on it all the time
When you were 35 you were glad to be alive
When you were 38 it still wasn't too late
Kept on sittin' on it all the time
Kept on sittin' on it all the time

When you were 44 men were still knockin' on your door
Kept on sittin' on it all the time
When you were 49 you changed your mind
When you were 52 you still knew what to do
Kept on sittin' on it all the time
Kept on sittin' on it all the time

Now you're 63
You're too old for me
So keep on sittin' on it all the time