if I recall correctly

it was the middle of spring

walkin with my boys

contiplating what summer will bring

we started talkin about girls

and it was the funniest thing

as I started to remember some of the funniest things



see there was ashley,

she caught my eye the second that she pasted me

I kissed her once

then she started to harrase me

she called all night long

I had to buy a brand new phone



And let me see

there was mellony

to have a mouth like that should be a felony

wouldn't believe half the shit that she was tellin me

I mean dirty vocab

she used to talk like she was crunk



and after that was tiffany

the one with the cute cousin

are you kiddin' me?

she had a man

but that didn't mean shit to me

he tryed to catch us all the time

but I was just to god dam smooth



and I can't forget to mention Carrie

but that situation quickly got scary

cuz after 2 days she was like lets get married

can you believe that shit?

I had to pack my bags and move!



they say I gotta change my evil ways

and I'm workin hard at it every day but

No matter what i do

I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm tryin not to

if love is just a game that people play

and practice make perfect is what they say but

no matter what I do

I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm tryin not to



I'll always remember Monica

the jewish chick

she'd always give me gifts for Chanukkah

to met her folks she'd try and make me rock a yhomica

but she looked so dam good

she almost made my ass convert



and after that there was Lisa

she had a twin sister, Teresa

I bumped into them at Cam's gettin pizza

the greatest night of my life

schleps to rock that kill to birds



and there was Erica

she had the stankest breath in North America,

I tryed to slip her tic tacs

but they were scared of her

and when we made out

I always had to plug my nose



And I supose your know the sister

shoot, I swear by hand and God

I only kissed her

I gotta foot fetish

but she gotta lota blisters

I mean hammer time feet

you think she had walked from Boca Raton



they say I gotta change my evil ways

and I'm workin hard at it every day but

No matter what I do