Sha-la-la-la-la

Sha-la-la-la-lee

Sha-la-la-la-la

I feel free



When I woke up I was freezing

Shaking like a leaf

I was stuck up on a shelf

With the other guys in Room 19



Then the brain here right beside me

Speaking telepathically

Said "Hi, my name is Stalin

Glad to see you here in Room 19"



Yeah Tchaikovsky played the music

While Pasternak wrote poetry

As they sliced our brains to study

Why we ended up in Room 19



Well 'ol Sakharov was outraged

And said "Exactly what you mean?"

And Lenin said "There is no Heavan

So I can't believe in Room 19"



Set me free, free, free, etc.