I wish I could make music like that but I'm glad I can't.
Sometimes you gotta love the simple sound of an amp.
The crack and the pop is what makes the music hop.
A click-track playin bounces titties to watch.
Everything is better when it's perfectly pitched.
Digital technology will make you rich.
Now where is Millie Vanillie now that we got this shit?
I'm gonna slap a hoe and I'll maybe slap a bitch.
With these cool sounds it don't matter what you say.
It's down and true even if it ain't real.
'Cause I hurt myself today
To see if I still feel.
The needle skips and scratches the song.
You can make music if your pitch is wrong.
Just grab a buddy and sing along
'Cause if we get together then we can't be wrong.

So, the more we get together together together
The more we get together the happier we'll be.
'Cause your friends are my friends
And my friends are your friends.
The more we get together the happier we'll be.

Now let's get drunk and sing out-o-tune.
Blame it on the alcohol like the jaimie foxx dude.
This music's much better with a bottle of booze
But if you make it sober then there's no excuse.

Chorus:
If I sound bad then I'm proud of it.
Don't have to use equipment to sound like shit.
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA Another Out-O-Tune Hit.
Buy my fuckin' album and make me rich
And I promise I'll make another Out-O-Tune Hit.