Baby on board
  I heart my dog's head
  I honk for the Lord

I believe you Anita
You can't hug your kid with nuclear arms
I brake for animals
I brake for the blues
I brake just like a little girl

Virginia is for lovers
If this van's rocking don't bother knocking
I'd rather be fishing
I'd rather be dancing
If you can read this you're too damn close

  Kill your television
  Baby on board
  I heart my dog's head
  I honk for the Lord

The light at the end of the tunnel
Is the headlamp of an oncoming train
Elvis is dead -- give it up, already
I'm lost but I'm making record time

Anarchy begins at home
Get your rosaries off my ovaries
Don't mess with the locals
Yes, I do own the road!
Lost your cat -- Look under my tires

My kid beat up your honor student
If the people lead, leaders will follow
I may be slow but I'm in front of you
My parents think that I'm in college

  Kill your television
  Baby on board
  I heart my dog's head
  I honk for the Lord