(Eddie is a jinx)
Hey Eddie please don't help me
This is a job I can do by myself
There is no need for you to stay
Please, Eddie, go away
Oh Eddie can't you see how
Your luck turns everything from good to bad

   Bad luck don't bother Eddie
   He thinks we're superstitious
   It only comes to all his friends
   He sees no need to make amends
   Hey Eddie, don't come closer
   Please Eddie, keep your distance
 Stay away
 Stay away
 Stay away
 Stay away
(Eddie is a jinx)
(Eddie is a jinx)
Oh Eddie is a problem
He is a hot potato to his friends
When he comes visiting they pray
Please Eddie, go away
To some it might seem cruel
But Eddie takes it in his happy stride

   He thinks we all are crazy
   Man, he's the weirdest kind of duck
   He laughs when we avoid him
   He says there's no such thing as luck
   Hey Eddie, we know different
   Please Eddie, keep your distance
 Stay away
 Stay away
 Stay away
 Stay away