Well......



I really do hope that it's a boy

But I wouldn't mind one of the kind

It really would fill my heart with joy

Fighting in the buff, to get him really tough



We could be happy you and you and me

That's when one plus one can equal three



La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la



Well....



I really do hope that it's a girl

But a little knob would really do the job

We'd have to get used to the smell

Of getting yucky hands, changing yucky pants



We could be happy you and you and me

That's when one plus one can equal three

Three of four! Maybe more!

That's when one plus one can equal...

Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine? One more time!

Thats when one plus one can equal three!

Yeah 



*jazz hands*