You know, it`s such a shame that it`s so hard to find good, honest legal 
help these days. 
See, the problem with my brother and me is we`re recidivists--habitual 
criminal offenders. No attorney wants to go near us. I gotta find him 
a lawyer, and I don`t know what I`m gonna do... 
The D.A. was Burger 
The cop was Tragg 
Della was the secretary 
Drake sat on the desk with Perry