I went balling the other night 
I started drinking and got real tight 
I blew each and all my friends 
I felt so good I had to blow it again 


I said Hey bartender 
Hey man, looka here 
A draw one, draw two, draw three, four glasses of beer 


Well I saw a chick sitting on the end 
I said Baby can`t we be friends 
You`re looking sweet as you can be 
Well come on down and drink with me 


I said Hey bartender 
Hey man looka here 
Draw one, draw two, draw three, four glasses of beer 
Elwood! 


Well we was having so much fun 
I didn`t know it was half past one 
I turned around to have on more 
I looked at the clock and it was half past four 


Hey bartender 
Hey man look a here 
A draw one, draw two, draw three, four glasses of beer 


Well jukebox girl is everything 
All the cats began to sing 
I heard somebody called and said 
Last round for alcohol 


I said Hey bartender 
Hey bartender 
Hey bartender 
Hey bartender 
Draw one, two, three, four glasses of beer