I'm making a list
I'm checking it twice
I'm gonna find who's naughty and nice

I see all the things you do
Cause I am a Santa like god
I got a big red suit

I like to watch you sleep at night
I know what you want
I know know what you like

I like to watch the girls and boys
You had better be good if you want some new toys

Merry Christmas from hell
Merry Christmas from hell
Merry Christmas from hell
Cause Santa's coming to town

On the 12 days of Christmas my true love gave to me
A great big sack of reality
So I went up and killed him
But before I did he said
Ho ho ho
My name is Saint Nick
Hey do you want to climb in bed

Hi ho got a lot to say
I never knew that Santa Clause was gay

I like to watch you sleep at night
I know what you want
I know know what you like

I like to watch the girls and boys
You had better be good if you want some new toys

Merry Christmas from hell
Merry Christmas from hell
Merry Christmas from hell
Cause Santa's coming to town

Santa's coming to town
Santa's coming to town
Santa's coming to town
Santa's coming to town
Santa's coming to town

And I'm coming too