Ooooooohhhhh! Don't smoke Jerry's eyebrows
They're sure to make you weep and frown.
And they we know that it's no fun,
Because the secret ingredient is a bottle of rum!

Ooooooohhhhh! Go down to the liquor store and pick me up a couple o' more.
But on your way be sure to have lots of fun but don't forget
A bottle of rum!

And most of you already know
We've gone completely psycho.
Because we had a little too much fun
With one little bottle of rum...

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!
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