I'm going totally round the bend 

I don't want to see my friends 

I don't want to see my mad friend 

Because he's driving me insane 



I don't want to see my friends 

I'm going totally round the bend 

Earlier on today I tried to walk down the street 

But my feet kept *slipping* on the pavement 



I find myself at 90 degrees to the rest of the world 

It's not much fun you can take it from me 



I'm not having too good a time 

There's people worse off than me, 

Don't think I don't realise that, 

But I'm going round the bend again 

The last thing I wanna do is see my friends again 

I'm going quitely round the bend again 



I try to function as a normal human being 

I washed my car earlier on this evening 

And now I'm trying to get it together to cook a little meal 

Before I go for a drink with my friends 



But I've got no food, I've got no time to go to the supermarket 

**It's not that I couldn't make time 

It's more I get confused when I get there 



People walking past see the green *trees* outside 

They see a nice little flat and imagine the person inside 

Is having a great old time 

Well I wish I was having a *good* a time as 

They possibly imagine that I'm having 



All I wanna do is go far away 

And see things I've never seen before 

Like the Pyramids 

They weren't built in a day you know 

Those 4th dynasty pyramids 

Just don't fit into the equation 



But I'm so paranoid 

I can't even make it to the supermarket 

Let alone go to Egypt 

To see my favourite pyramid 



Now I'm going to go round to Robin's 

And try to eat some food there 

**Sometimes it eats better if you're in the company of men 

He's just said he's had a glass of red wine 

So I might have mine 



I listened to the Beach Boys just a minute ago 

'Wild Honey' it's not their best album 

but it's still pretty good 

They've got some funny little love songs on there 

But its not mainly a Brian Wilson production 

So it's probably not as good as something like 'Pet Sounds' 



I'm going totally round the bend 

I don't wanna see my friends again 

I just want to be left alone 

And never bothered ever again 

Never again, never again, never again 

ever again, ever again