Runnin` to and fro, hard
        Workin` at the mail
        Never fail
        Get the mail
        Yeah, some rotten deal
        Ow!
      Too much monkey business
        Too much monkey business
        Too much monkey business for me to invite `em again
      Say me
        Talkin` to me
        Tryin` to run me up a creek
        She used to buy one
        Try to pay me again next week
        Ow!
      Too much monkey business
        Too much monkey business
        Too much monkey business for me to invite `em again
      Long-haired, good-lookin`
        Tryin` to get me hooked
        Or me to marry
        Settle down
        Get the horn by the bull
        Ow!
      Too much monkey business
        Too much monkey business
        Too much monkey business for me to invite `em again
      Mediocre money
        Bein` fightin` in the hall
        Army bunk, army go
        Army chow, army cook
        Ow!
      Too much monkey business
        Too much monkey business
        Too much monkey business for me to invite `em again
      Same thing every day
        Gettin` up, goin` to school
        No need to make complainin`
        My objection`s overruled
        Ow!
      Too much monkey business
        Too much monkey business
        Too much monkey business for me to invite `em again
      Workin` in the fillin` station
        Too many tires
        Wipe the windows
        Check the tire
        Check the oil and all the gas
        Ow!
      Too much monkey business
        Too much monkey business
        Don`t want your moderation, get away, leave me