A bad little kid moved in to my neighborhood 
        He won`t do nothing right just sitting down and looks so good 
        He don`t want to go to school and learn to read and write 
        Just sits around the house and plays that rock and roll music all night 
        
        Well, he put some tacks on teachers chair 
        Puts chewing gum in little girl`s hair 
        Now, junior, behave yourself! 
      Buy every rock and roll book on the magazine stand 
        Every dime that he get-ooh is lost to the jukebox man 
        Well he worries his teacher till at night she`s a-ready to poop 
        From rockin` and a-rollin`, spinnin` in a hula hoop! 
        Well this rock and roll has gotta stop 
        Junior`s head is hard as rock 
        Now, junior, behave yourself! ow! 
      (guitar solo) 
      Gonna tell your mama, you better do what she said 
        Get to the barber shop and get that hair cut off your head 
        Threw the canary and you fed it to the neighbors cat 
        You gave the cocker spaniel a bath in mother`s laundromat 
        Well, mama`s head has got to stop 
        Junior`s head is hard as rock 
        Now, junior, behave yourself! 
        Whoo!