Our lead singer, Mr. Boris Love
 Boris is all ready to do his favorite song
 If we can get a couple green lights on his face
 He'll sing a song called "The Monster Mash"

 I was working in the lab
 And late one night
 When my eyes beheld
 An eerie sight
 When my monster from his slab
 Began to rise
 And suddenly
 To my surprise

 ~CHORUS~
 He did the mash
 He did the monster mash
 The monster mash
 It was a graveyard smash
 He did the mash
 It caught on in a flash
 The monster mash
 It's called the monster mash

 The laboratory in the castle eaves
 And the master bedroom where the vampire sleeps
 The girls all came from their humble abodes
 To get a jolt from my electrodes

 ~CHORUS~
 They did the mash
 They did the monster mash

 Zombies were having fun
 The party had just begun
 The guests included ?????
 Dracula and his little baby boy

 The scene was rocking
 All the digging sounds
 Igor unchained ?????
 The Coffin Bangers were about to arrive
 With a local group the Beach Boy five

 ~CHORUS~
 They did the mash
 They did the monster mash

 Mmmm, what luck girl in the audience
 Would care to dance with Igor?
 The monster mash is so ghoul
 Muah ha ha ha
 Muah ha ha ha