All I need is a catheter and lobotomy 

Everything will be clean and clear and clutter-free 

Take my hand and we'll go off to the promised land 

Tip-toe through the tulips, vacancy is so grand 



It's a union made in heaven 

Everyone will attend a reception 

Consummate with no conception 

Our world will be perfection 



I'll have a hysterectomy 

And we'll live our lives problem-free 

No need to think independently 

Your vasectomy will make our world complete 



It's a union made in heaven 

Everyone will attend a reception 

Consummate with no conception 

Our world will be perfection 



We'll talk alike, we'll act alike 

We'll never fight 

We'll eat the same, dress the same 

We are the same 



Proverbial monogomy 

Ménage à trois - that's not for me 

We two are one, it's not for some 

But it's all that I need 



It's a union made in heaven 

Everyone will attend a reception 

Consummate with no conception 

Our world will be perfection 



It's the greatest love song (x7) 

It's the greatest, greatest love song