Six o'clock already, I was just in the middle of a dream
I was kissing Valentino by a crystal blue Italian stream
But I can't be late 'cause then I guess I just won't get paid
These are the days when you wish your bed was already made.

It's just another manic Monday (Oho)
I wish it were Sunday (Oho)
'Cause that's my fun day (Ohoho)
My "I don't have to run" day (Oho)
It's just another manic Monday.

Have to catch an early train, got to be to work by nine
And if I had an airplane I still couldn't make it on time
'Cause it takes me so long just to figure out what I'm gonna wear
Blame it on the train but the boss is already there.

It's just another manic Monday (Oho)
I wish it were Sunday (Oho)
'Cause that's my fun day (Ohoho)
My "I don't have to run" day (Oho)
It's just another manic Monday.

Of all of my nights, why did my lover have to pick
Last night to get down? (Last night, last night)
Doesn't it matter that I have to feed the both of us
Employment's down.

He tells me in his bedroom voice
"Come on, honey, let's go make some noise"
Time, it goes so fast (When you're having fun).

It's just another manic Monday (Oho)
I wish it were Sunday (Oho)
'Cause that's my fun day (Ohoho)
My "I don't have to run" day (Oh)
It's just another manic Monday.

Wish it was Sunday (Oh woh)
'Cause that's my fun day (Oh)
It's just another manic Monday.