the way she beats her chest when she sings a love song
there's something about her, makes me want to feed her
and i'd love to be mister celine dion
She'll sing a song in english, then she'll sing en francais
both the songs will suck, but i love her anyway
she's full of emotion, i'm full of devotion
for celine, and i'll be hers some day

Chorus:
oh celine dion, you soft rock my world
won't you please be my celine
i'd do anything if you'd be my girl
oh be my girl celine

i sent you cards and letters, but you don't respond
(you don't respond)
you play hard to get, but my heart goes on and on
(on and on.....)
i just want to say, je vous aimerais
and i can see your house from my van

Chorus

her skin's so soft and clean
just like porceline
i wish she'd slather me
with a tub of vaseline
that was a little creepy
i'm sorry celine (celine) celine (celine)
Celine