I put my head down on my desk
To help me get through all this mess
I fell asleep and before I was done
I woke up in shock my whole arm was numb
I woke up in shock my whole arm was numb
I woke up in shock my whole arm was numb
I woke up in shock 

I fell asleep on my arm
And now it's totally numb
I fell asleep on my arm
My shoulder's just a big limp stump
I fell asleep on my arm
My arm's like a big limp stump

The bell rang, class dismissed
I'm sitting here a little bit dissed
I stepped to the door but I can't leave
I can't feel the doorknob, my arm's asleep
I can't feel the doorknob, my arm's asleep
Who's gonna carry my books?
I'm so embarrassed
What if I have to pee?
I can't bear it
What if I have to pee?
I can't bear it

I fell asleep on my arm
And now it's totally numb
I fell asleep on my arm
My arm's like a big limp stump
I fell asleep on my arm
And now it's totally numb
I fell asleep on my arm
My arm's like a big limp stump

Corporate America makes pencils
For the man with the left hand
They make pencils for the man with the right hand
But what about the man with the numb hand?
Four hundred grand to see The Rage
From back here I can't see the stage
It's time to start my own parade
So lift up your arm and wave

I fell asleep on my arm
And now it's totally numb
I fell asleep on my arm
My shoulder's just a big limp stump
I fell asleep on my arm
My arm's like a big limp stump

I feel no pain in my arm
I feel no pain in my arm
When's it gonna change?
It feels so strange
It's just one of those days in my arm
I'm gonna slam it in the door
I'm gonna wiggle it around
'Cause I feel no pain in my arm
It feels so strange
It's just one of those days:

I fell asleep on my arm
And now it's totally numb
I fell asleep on my arm
My shoulder's just a big limp stump
I fell asleep on my arm
My arm's like a big limp stump

Boom da bop da boom ba diggy diggy...

I feel a lot better
I think all this jumping around is really help the circulation
Go back into my arm
Man, cool
Hi guys
You want a-jogging?
Sure, where you wanna go?
Let's go to the park