Cheese tomato flan
Crazy little man
Quiche lorraine
He's insane
Cheese tomato flan
I saw a man on the street
He was smiling he was sweet
He had a thing going on
All about vol-a-vons
The man could be french
And he was sitting on a bench
With a pie on his head
And he looked at me and said
Where he came from I don't know
But he had somewhere to go
He got up and walked away
And as he went I heard him say
Cheese tomato flan
Crazy little man
Quiche lorraine
He's insane
Cheese tomato flan