(""audience applauds"")

Lazy-ass gentlemanns.. may I have yo' drunk-ass attention please

Comin to you motherfuckers live on stage here tonight

I'd like to present... the most intoxicated, most inbreezeiated

Most anpissipated, group of our time - the 40 Oz, Quartet

Take it away gentlemans


(J-Ro)

It's the cap twistin clique that get you sick off one sip

Of this concoction - pass it to a nigga like Stockton

Grape juice, Johnny Walker, Olde E, and Hennesey

So much Remi in my kidney they had to send me to Sidney

To find a remedy, from drinkin kegs all alone

I wish they'd leave my head alone, I'm just an alkie to the bone

They try to send me to AA, I said ""Ay ay""!

Not today-day, I just bought a bottle of Tan-gueray-ray

But first I gots to finish, my eight ball and Guinness

I'm feelin so dry now man, I must replenish

Ohhh I like the girrrls with the fat backs

But I be so damn wet I never get a chance to smack that

straight out of order sighn on the weenie

wasted chips buyin a bitch a gang of apple martinis


I'm..just..a drunk (I can't help myself)

I'm..just..a drunk (Drinkin XO off the top shelf)

I'm..just..a drunk (No I can't help myself)

I'm..just..a drunk-k


(""audience applauds"")