There抯 a one-legged woman

On the dance floor

An that one leg抯 so pretty

She don抰 need no more

She抯 got a graceful demeanor

Ahhh pure ballerina

Who gives a damn

If she抯 one leg shortåÅ'ause



If you knew Peggy Legg

You抎 be down at her knee

An beg an beg

For her to just give you

Some time a抎ay

But she抯 just blow you a kiss, boy

And twirls a twirl

An this is all she抎 say



"We all got missing parts

Right from the start

We got to live with

Bout all a body can do

Is just stumble on through

What God gives to it

All you need is a heart

An just enough of a brain

To get your half-ass in

Out of the rain"



Now that one-legged woman抯

On the band stand

She sings a full-bodied song

About a one-legged man

She kinda jiggles her thigh

When she sings of this guy

And the perfect balance of life

Bout how all he抯 got left

Is just what she抯 got right卆n



If you knew Peggy Legg

You抎 be down at her knee

An beg an beg

For her to just give you

Some time a抎ay

But she抯 just blow you a kiss, boy

And twirls a twirl

An this is all she抎 say



"We all got missing parts

Right from the start

We got to live with

Bout all a body can do

Is just stumble on through

What God gives to it

All you need is a heart

An just enough of a brain

To get your half-ass in

Out of the rain"



If you knew Peggy Legg

You抎 be down at her knee

An beg an beg

For her to just give you

Some time a抎ay

But she抯 just blow you a kiss, boy

And twirls a twirl

And blows you away