-Verse-
D		 F#
You don?t always have to fuck her hard.
   E			     A
In fact sometimes that?s not right to do.
D		    F#
Sometimes you gotta make some love,
E			   A
 and fuckin? give her some smooches too.
Bm                      G        Bm		             G
Sometimes you?ve got to squeeze, sometimes you?ve got to say please,
D			 A
sometimes you got to say hey,

-Chorus-
          D	   F#	    E			A
I?m gonna fuck you softly.  I?m gonna screw you gently.
	  D	   F#		       E	   A
I?m gonna hump you sweetly.  I?m gonna ball you discreetly.

-refrain-
Bm                G
And then you say ?hey I brought you flowers,?
D                 A
And then you say ?wait a minute sally,
Bm               G                         	 E
I think I?ve got something in my teeth could you get it out for me?
A
That?s fuckin? teamwork.

-Verse-
D                      F#
What?s your favorite posish(position)
E				 A			      D
That?s cool with me, it?s not my favorite, but I?ll do it for you.
D		    F#
What?s you favorite dish?
	      E                              A
I?m not gonna cook it but I?ll order it from Zanzibar.

-Chorus 2-
(loud)Bm                         G
  And then I?m gonna love you completely
(soft)D                             A
  and then I?ll fuckin? fuck you discreetly
(loud)Bm			     G
  and then I?ll fuckin? ball you completely
    F#             E           A   C     G     D
and then I?m gonna fuuuuuuuck  you haaaaaaaaaard
C         G        D
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrd,      thank you.