i didn't notice that it was blue
 i didn't notice that you pierced your tongue
 i don't recall the dress you wore the day i met you
 i almost missed your birthday once again
 your sister called me just in time
 i forgot to wipe my muddy shoes
 you get so pissed when i track around the grime

 this is but a test
 this is just a trial run
 you can still push reset
 trade me in for a better one
 sometimes i'm a dick
 i'm a rabid hockey fan
 all i can promise is
 i'll do the best i can

 i forgot to pick you up on time
 and i forgot to pay the bills
 i forgot to put the seat back down
 sometimes my drinking buddies take your favorite pills
 can't say i don't bring you flowers anymore
 cause i don't bring them any less
 and i don't take you to your favorite store
 cause i don't have the money
 to buy your favorite dress

 but i work and i try
 i'm not as big a jerk as every other guy
 you ever liked, you ever knew
 once in a while i go with you to buy new shoes
 but i work and i try
 i'm not as big a jerk as every other guy
 you ever liked, you ever knew
 sometimes i break down and take you to the zoo

 this is but a test
 this is just a trial run
 you can still push reset
 trade me in for a better one
 sometimes i'm a jerk
 i won't deny that's what i am
 all i can promise is
 i'll do the best i can