{Maia}
What's going on?
This can't be happening
Don't tell me it's a song?! {Ross} It's a song
{Maia} This wasn't how I planned it

Can't you see that this has gone too far?
Someone pause the DVR
Someone won't you
Mske it stop?!

{Maia} I'm losin' my mind
{Ross} I don't see a problem
{Maia} Everything I say it rhymes
Here comes another line

{Ross} Close your eyes if you don't wanna see
{Maia} What's this choreography?
Someone won't you
Make it stop?!

{Together} Oh, I can't stop singing!
Make it stop
Make it stop
Am I real or just a prop?

Oh
I can't stop singing
So let's just talk
Talk, talk

It's just a song
An inefficient way to
Move the story along
I'm done!

{Ross} You're just being cynical
{Maia} No it's just the principle!
Someone won't you make it, make it stop?
{Ross} Don't make it stop!

{Together}
Oh, I can't stop singing
Make it stop
Make it stop
Am I real or just a prop?

Oh
I can't stop singing
So let's just talk
Talk, talk

{Ross + Maia take turns} Talk talk talk talk talk talk
{Together} Talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk

{Maia} We're trapped inside a musical revue
{Ross} At least I'm here with you
I don't wanna
Make it stop

{Together} Oh
I can't stop singing
Make it stop, make it stop
(Oh, I can't stop singing)
Am I real or just a prop?
(I can't stop singing)

Oh, I can't stop singing
Does it stop?
Does it stop?
Is it ever gonna stop?

Oh
I can't stop singing
So let's just talk
{Maia} (Ugh, it's over)