My name is chunk and I'm a real fat ass 
No diet plan could ever help me 
My friends are laughing about my plump mass 
Where is my dick? Long time no see 
Yesterday I heard of an arcane company 
A cult, maybe, that's crazy 'bout slender body 
With blood I signed a contract, a lifetime membership 
Proponents call the concept "the hippo effect" 
Check in hypnotherapy 
Lose weight in coma 
Check out of reality 
You won't remember 
Fat snatchers want you ? they have a secret plan 
Fat snatchers watch you ? if you're a sugar fan 
Fat snatchers need you ? your pounds, your calories 
Fat snatchers harvest ? reduce you in weeks 
My name was chunk, now it's thirty days later 
I can't believe what became of me 
A featherweight, a chocolate-hater 
It all seems odd, I'll investigate 
A country in the third world is where the traces lead 
So horrified i realize: there's nothing to eat 
From all alone they're getting fat, some even look like 
me 
I can't escape "hippo effect", malnourished and bony 
Check in hypnotherapy 
Lose weight in coma 
Check out of reality 
You won't remember 
Fat snatchers want you ? they have a secret plan 
Fat snatchers watch you ? if you're a sugar fan 
Fat snatchers need you ? your pounds, your calories 
Fat snatchers harvest ? reduce you in weeks 
Check in hypnotherapy 
Lose weight in coma 
Check out of reality 
You won't remember 
Fat snatchers want you ? they have a secret plan 
Fat snatchers watch you ? if you're a sugar fan 
Fat snatchers need you ? your pounds, your calories 
Fat snatchers harvest ? reduce you in weeks