Elvis is alive at your local grocery store

If you believe that boy well sit down and I'll tell you more

Lee Harvey Oswald, well you know he acted alone

Charlie Manson only wanted to make his house a home

Jesus was an alien flyin through space

God was an astronaut who said boy I like your face so the story began

Girl I love you and the check is in the mail

Found religion inside myself I drained the blood the flesh will stand

So reach in your pocket and give us all you can

The only one that's going to heaven is gonna be the richer man

Jesus was an alien flyin through space

God was an astronaut who said boy I like your face so the story began

Jesus was an alien flyin through space

God was an astronaut who said boy I like your face so the story began

I see you shaking boy do you find it hard to believe

That the one you've been livin for would cut your wrist and watch you

bleed

You find out the truth is a lie and it makes you feel unwell

you say that judging the almighty dollar is all we have to save us from

hell

Jesus was an alien flyin through space

God was an astronaut who said boy I like your face so the story began

Jesus was an alien flyin through space

God was an astronaut who said boy I like your face so the story began