Telegram Sam, Telegram Sam, you are my main man
Golden Nose Slim, Golden Nose Slim
I know's where you been oh
Purple Pie Pete, Purple Pie Pete
You're lips are like lightning girls melt in the heat, yeah

Telegram Sam you're my main man
Telegram Sam you're my main man
Oh, ooh

Bobby's alright, Bobby's alright
He's a natural born poet, he's just outta sight
Jungle faced Jake, jungle faced Jake
I say make no mistake about jungle faced Jake, Jake

Telegram Sam you're my main man
Telegram Sam you're my main man
Oooh, Samson and Christoph, what a pair!

Bobby's alright, Bobby's alright
He's a natural born poet, he's just outta sight
Automatic shoes, automatic shoes
Give me 3D-vision and the California Blues
And me I funk but I don't care
I ain't no square with my corkscrew hair

Telegram Sam you're my main man
Telegram Sam you're my main man
Telegram Sam you're my main man
Oh, do-do do-do do-do, oh

Telegram Sam, Telegram Sam
I'm a howling wolf an' I whoo-hoo-hoo
Telegram Sam, I'm a howling wolf an' I whoo-hoo-hoo .