It was a moonlit night in old Mexico.  
I walked alone between some old adobe haciendas. 
Suddenly, I heard the plaintive cry of a young Mexican girl     
La-la-laa la-la lalalaaa      
You better come home, Speedy Gonzalez. 
Away from tannery row  
Stop alla your a-drinkin' 
With that floozie named flo 
Come on home to your adobe.  
And slap some mud on the wall   
The roof is leakin' like a strainer
There's loadsa roaches in the hall                 
Speedy Gonzalez, why dontcha come home        
Speedy Gonzalez, how com ya leave me all alone?
Hey, Rosita-I hafta go shopping downtown for my mudder-she needs some tortillas and chili peppers."
La-la-laaa la la lalalaaa  
Your doggy's gonna have a puppy  
And we're runnin outta coke   
No enchiladas in the icebox.  
And the television's broke   
I sawe some lipstick on your sweatshirt
I smelled some perfume in your ear     
Well if you're gonna keep on messin'   
Don't bring your business back a-here       
mmm, Speedy Gonzalez, why dontcha come home?   
Speedy Gonzalez, how come ya leave ma all alone?  
Hey Rosita come queek-down at the cantina the giving green stamps with tequila!!!  
La-la-laaa la la lalalaaa  
La-la-laaa la la lalalaaa