I'm here to entertain  yes  this means you
 Don't need no help  all by myself
 I proceed cos you need to enjoy yourself
 Try to compare? oh  don't you dare
 Cos I'm sweeter than the cream in a french eclair
 Smoother than the ice in a skatin rink
 Have I forgotten anything? hm  let me think
 Oh yes  I take a pen  draw you all in line
 You'll find that I'm a lyrical mastermind
 The more you scream, the more I strive
 So get live and put your body in overdrive
 Let's check the situation from a serious tip
 Wanna hear somethin wack? well, this ain't it
 Cos the beat is def and now you're told
 So prepare to work out a little rock and roll
 Lace them shoes, tighten up that belt
 And beware cos it's somethin that you never felt
 Cos it's ruffer than ruff, hipper than hip
 Don't be a drip, let it rip
 But on the smooth tip

 Toes are tappin, hands are clappin
 My deejay's on the cuts and Sweet Tee's rappin
 Rockin the spot cos the jam is hot
 You think i'm through? hm, not by a long shot
 I'm not a doctor, but I'm on call
 I'm not the police, so get off the wall
 In a club on stage to make you move
 A mic and a beat are the tools I use
 Yeah, I been crowned the gift of wax
 Sweet Tee's in the house, so just relax
 Give your hips a ride, give your feet some slide
 And do what you feel inside, you know
 It's easy to do if the beat is hip
 Dancin and swingin, if the needle don't skip
 Straight to the dancefloor, run, don't walk
 Move to the groove, let your body talk
 To me cos I happen to know what you like
 So when I pick up a pen I know what to write
 To hype the jam, so the jam'll hit
 So rock with Sweet Tee on the smooth tip

 Move that stuff, put your body in cruise
 Take it easy and slow, but make it smooth
 Gather around and get on down
 Ain't nothin like hangin when you got some sounds
 To this career I been ordained
 Doin things a anthropolgist can't explain
 Try if you will, I leave em stand still
 Rap better than me, that noise please kill
 Solve any crime like the great Dick Tracy
 Make more jazz than the late Count Basie
 Rhythmic sounds flow like Lake Eerie
 Alterin any scientifical theory
 Another like me well, I - never
 You know why? cos I'm too damn clever
 I'm the rap soloist that you can't resist
 Bust that, party people, then again, bust this
 It's time for my rhyme to reach the end of the line
 I hope you all had a groovy time
 Without further ado I'ma take my trip
 But remember Sweet Tee, y'all, on the smooth tip