I'm too drunk to love you tonight
But I really with that I wasn't
If I wasn't drinking, by now I'd be thinking
Of all of the things that I never do right
â??Why, oh whyâ? you cry in vain
Tell me you love me and whisper my name
Then touch me gently, God it's such a shame
That I'm too drunk to love you tonight
I'd love to make love to you now
And you wouldn't think I'm such a loser
With my head is expanding all over the landing
Please don't you let this end up in a row
â??Why, oh whyâ? you cry in vain
Tell me you love me and whisper my name
Then touch me gently, God it's such a shame
That I'm too drunk to love you tonight
We could dance for a while before we got home
Like we were dancing in nightclubs in Rome
And if I try down... I'm afraid I'd fall down
Guess I'm too drunk to fuck so just kiss me tonight