jeejaaji jeejaaji hone vaale jeejaaji 

shaadi ke phere hain saat aur hamaari sharten saat 

tumko ho manzuur agar tabhi milega deedi ka haath 

jeejaaji jeejaaji ... 



pehali shart aapko bata den 

ki deedi khaana nahi pakaayegi 

are iski mujhe parvaah nahi 

hotel se khaana manga luunga 



dusari ye shart hai hamari 

ki nain kisi se nahi ladaaoge 

are deewana huun in naino ka 

in se main nain ladaauunga 

saali o saaleeji hone vaali saaleeji 

jeejaaji jeejaaji hone vaale jeejaaji 



teesari ye shart hai hamaari 

ki seedhe daftar se ghar aaoge 

oy ghar ke siva jaana kahan 

ghar mein hi daftar bana luunga 



aur chauthi shart hai hamaari 

ki deedi ko tum saari kamaai doge 

na rakhuunga main kuch apne liye 

sab kuch inhen main de duunga 

saali o saaleeji hone vaali saaleeji 

jeejaaji jeejaaji hone vaale jeejaaji 



aur paanchavi shart to suniye 

deedi jab bhi maike mein jaayegi 

to jaldi wapas nahi bulaaoge 

are ghar-vaali bin ghabaraaya dil 

to saaleeji tumko bula luunga 



chhathi shart to suniye 

deedi ki taareef mein hamesha 

nai kavita roz sunaaoge 

kavita meri na bhaayegi to 

tulsi ke dohe suna duunga 



saatveen ye shart hai hamaari 

ki deedi bachche nahi khilaayegi 

are deedi ko kashht na duunga kabhi 

bachcho ko kud hi sambhaaluunga 



meri bhi ek shart suniyeji 

are bas, bas, bas 

shaadi zara hone to do 

jo bhi kahogi main maanuunga 

beeviji beeviji hone vaali beeviji