I took no notice of you two

I got to know you when I was home ill

I had the measles, whilst you had me down

You scanned that autocue a sense of your mind



Edam Anchorman

Living his greys through a plastic face

Edam Anchorman

He's taking the cam for the stock around the van

Edam Anchorman, Edam Anchorman



I bought a dagger and a picture of you

For fourteen dollars and ninety-two (cents)

Revenge for all those unanswered calls

(Just remember) I can see you but you can't see me



Edam Anchorman

Living his greys through a plastic face

Edam Anchorman

Glowing in beige on the national stage

Edam Anchorman, Edam Anchorman



I wanna be there for you

With all the shit you do

Oh oh, Edam, Edam



So just send us the bloke along

On the telephone

Oh, Edam, Edam



Edam Anchorman

Living his greys through a plastic face

Edam Anchorman

He's taking the cam for the stock around the van

Edam Anchorman, Edam Anchorman