he works at the sushi-place every sunday 
gets enough to pay the rent 
the rest of his money, is it stolen or lent? 
h e's a shifty character 
but then I'm the unreliable narrator 

when he masturbates 
he thinks of pretty things 
like the arch of your eyebrow 
your almond shaped eye 
the way you looked 
when you said goodbye 

he goes dancing at the indie-club every friday 
too shy to make a move 
doesn't dare to talk 
but his penis, I've seen it, 
i t's hard and erect as a carrot, sir 
about someone, you know who 
but he's not in love with her 
he's not in love with her 
unreliable narrator! 

when he masturbates 
he thinks of pretty things 
like the arch of your eyebrow 
your almond shaped eye 
the way you looked 
when you said goodbye 

sideway stumbler 
post-orgasm slumberer 
cock the size of a cucumber 
unreliable narrator! 

when he masturbates 
he thinks of pretty things 
like the arch of your eyebrow 
your almond shaped eye 
the way you looked 
when you said goodbye