my best friend's got a new best friend

it's her new boyfriend 

and he's not even good looking

i'm kind of bored of the stories she's spinning

her dumb grinning

makes me want to kick her head in

i'm happy for her i say aloud

i want to let the air out of her cloud

my best friend's got a new best friend



my only father has eyes only for his new girlfriend

and it does my head in

i wish i wish he'd stick to putting up shelves

instead he makes a fool out of me and himself

i'm happy for him

just not deep down

i think about letting his tyres out

he's my only father



and it's heartbreaking, tearjerking

i'll suck it up and i'll move on again

it's just like me to be struck by lightning

i'll suck it up and i'll move on again





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