Back in high school,
I was crowned the Queen of the Lipgloss,
But I had that title taken away from me by a girl named 
Candee
So, Candee, if you're out there; this on'e for you, 
bitch!

Candee, Candee, have you seen my lipgloss?
Candee, Candee, have you seen my lipgloss?
Candee, Candee, have you seen my lipgloss?
Candee, Candee, have you seen my lipgloss?

We shared a locker you said you won't lie
And then I kissed my boy Goodbye
I reached for my Kissing Stick and screamed,
"Someone stole my strawberry stick!"

Candee, Candee, have you seen my lipgloss?
Candee, Candee, have you seen my lipgloss?
Candee, Candee, have you seen my lipgloss?
Candee, Candee, have you seen my lipgloss?

Candee, Candee, Wo-o-o
Candee, Candee, Wo-o-o
Candee, Candee, Wo-o-o
Candee, Candee, Have you seen my lipgloss?!!!