I won?t be wagging my tail for one good reason
 It has to be a crime

 This doghouse never was the place for me
 Runner up and second best just ain?t my pedigree
 I was so happy  just the two of us
 Until this alpha male
 Turned up in the January sale

 He won?t love you
 Like I love you
 It won?t be long now before that puppy goes astray
 And what I like about this guy the most?..........
 He'd be my favourite lamppost
 Devil take the hindmost

 Je sais que c'est dur, mais ilfaut se faire ar changement, tu vois
 J?ai n?glig? le primordial pendant trop longtemps crois moi?
 Je suis consciente, je vois bien que tu souffres, mais ?? s?attenuera
 Car c?est d?un homme plus d?un chien don't j?ai besoin pres de moi
 Cesse donc de grogner, mon choix est fait c?est comme ??
 N?en fait pas trop, ton attitude risque de t??loigner de moi
 Faut que tu comprennes, puisque tu dis m?aimer tant que ??
 Desormais nous sommes trois, lui toi et moi

 It?s a shaggy kind of story
 Would I tell you if I thought it was a lie?
 But when the cat's away the mouse will play,
 I wouldn't dish around here
 There?s something fishy round here

 I howl all night and I sleep all day
 It takes more than biscuit baby to chase these blues away
 I?ve got a long enough leash
 I could almost hang myself
 It's a dogs life loving you baby
 But you love someone else
 Now he?s moved by basket
 I?d like to put him in a casket
 I?ll wear my best collar to his funeral

 Ta mauvaise foi, j?aimerais bien que ?? s?arr?te
 Me separer de toi, aujourd?hui ?? trotte dans ma t?te
 Moi non, j?en peux plus, tu n?est q?un chien, c?est trop b?te
 La situation m?avait ppourtant l?air d??tre des pius nette
 C?est clair, que je l?aime c?est un fait, ton ?go?sme m?inqui?te
 Apr?s toutes ces soir?es pass?es seuis en t?te ? t?te
 Chaque chose a une fin, et c?est la fin de la f?te
 Pour toi, car bient?t il n'y aura plus que lui et moi, lui et moi.

 To have found this perfect life
 And a perfect love so strong
 Well there can't be nothing worse
 Than a perfect love gone wrong

 You said I wasn't just your Christmas toy
 I'd always be your boy
 I'd be your faithful companion
 And I would follow you through every thick and thin
 Don't need nobody else
 And we don't need him