Written by Stewart Copeland



I change my clothes ten times 

Before I take you on a date

I'm in a cold sweat, my panic it makes me late

I know you never entered for this

I know

My shots will always miss

My shots will always miss



Does everyone stare this way at you?

I only look this way at you



I change my clothes ten times 

Before I take you on a date

I get the heebie-jeebies, and my panic makes me late

I break into a cold sweat reaching for the phone

I let it ring twice before 

I chicken out and decide you're not at home



Does everyone stare the way I do?

I only stare this way at you



I never noticed the size of my feet 

'Til I kicked you in the shins

Will you ever forgive me for the shape I'm in

For the shape I'm in



Does everyone stare the way I do?

I only stare this way at you



I'm gonna write you a sonnet but I don't know where to start

I'm so used to laughing at the things in my heart

Last of all I'm sorry 'cos you never asked for this

I can see I'm not your type and my shots will always miss, always miss



Does everyone stare the way I do?

I only stare this way at you

Does everyone stare the way I do?

I only stare this way at you

Does everyone stare the way I do?

I only stare this way at you

Does everyone stare the way I do?

I only stare this way at you

Does everyone stare the way I do?

I only stare this way at you

Does everyone stare the way I do?

I only stare this way at you