I came down to the breakfast table
I felt like I could cry
Tried so hard but wasnt able
To look you in the eye
Crying feeling so much shame
Yes I have brought disgrace
Can tell I've soiled my good name
By the look upon your face

Well it seems last night you caught me spankin' it
No use denyin' it, I was really crankin' it
Well dry your eyes dont be so sad
If you could just forgive me
And talk to me dad
Talk to me dad Woo!

I didn't hear ya answer no I didnt hear the door
With my hand upon my member and my pants upon the floor
Well daddy I'm ashamed and I completely understand
If you never wanna hug again or even shake my hand oh no

Well it seems last night you caught me spankin' it
No use denyin' it, I was really crankin' it
Well dry your eyes dont be so sad
But I wouldn't use those tissues
They've already been had
Talk to me dad

The look upon your face made my swollen gland diminish
So I said could you close the door, I really wanna finish
Another thirty seconds and I thought it'd gone as planned
You could see your future grandchildren drippin' from my hand

Well it seems last night you caught me spankin' it
No use denyin' it, I was really crankin' it
Well dry your eye's dont be so sad
Just because it was your bed
It's not that bad
Talk to me dad Woo!

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When I was only seventeen you told me it was dirty
So it must be really creepy when your kid is pushin' thirty
Yeah yeah yeah

Well it seems last night you caught me spankin' it
No use denyin' it, I was really crankin it
Well dry your eyes dont be so sad
But I wouldn't use those tissues they've already been
A-just because it was your bed it's not that
Daddy dad please forgive me
And talk to me dad
Talk to me dad